dissabte, 3 de gener de 2009

Frases de la setmana

Hem de trobar una forma de preservar les generacions properes de l'avarícia o inhabilitat de les presents.
-- Napoleó I
(veig que aquest problema ve de lluny...)

La gent potser no aconsegueix en aquest món tot pel que treballa, però segur que ha de treballar tot el que vol aconseguir.
-- Frederick Douglas

Sucess and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick.
-- Laurence Shames

No gastis els diners abans de haver-los guanyat.
-- Thomas Jefferson

Suggerida per Jaume Soler des de NY:

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise (Ted Turner)

Suggerides pel Francesc Fages des del Golf Pèrsic:

  1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. It is called the stock market - Jay Leno
  2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno
  3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW
  4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!
  5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side (Assets) nothing's right and on the right side financing ) nothing's left.
  6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it - Jay Leno
  7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno
  8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even thicker.. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno
  9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric, Ford and Century 21 - Jay Leno
  10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds', I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's